FLIP-OR HAS
ENTERED THE SHELF.
Officially licensed. Limited edition. Painted or DIY.
Once they're gone, they're gone.
Please collect irresponsibly.
Museum vibes, video store taste
Museum vibes, video store taste
Current limited runs
This handsome rascal is what happens when a premium (in)action figure kit gets the full villain treatment: contrast, menace, and just enough theatrical lighting to imply a monologue is about to happen.
The kit starts as my sculpt.
The final chaos is up to your paint.
Finished product is about 8.75 inches tall.
RAD THINGS COME TO THOSE WHO WAIT.
These kits are crafted in small batches. Due to demand, please allow up to 4–6 weeks for your order to ship.
Can't wait that long? We're still cool. Just don't click that button.
Trophy Size
This handsome rascal is what happens when a premium (in)action figure kit gets the full villain treatment: contrast, menace, and just enough theatrical lighting to imply a monologue is about to happen.
The kit starts as my sculpt.
The final chaos is up to your paint.
Finished product is about 13 inches tall.
RAD THINGS COME TO THOSE WHO WAIT.
These kits are crafted in small batches.. Due to demand, please allow up to 4–6 weeks for your order to ship.
Can't wait that long? We're still cool. Just don't click that button.
Clean, simple, assembled, and ready to look like it knows exactly which drawer you keep the tiny Allen wrenches in.
Every Totally Rad Shelf (in)action figure kit arrives unpainted and ready to assemble — keep it minimal, go realistic, or invent your own completely unhinged colorway.
Final figure stands about 8.75 inches tall.
RAD THINGS COME TO THOSE WHO WAIT.
These kits are crafted in small batches. Due to demand, please allow up to 4–6 weeks for your order to ship.
Can't wait that long? We're still cool. Just don't click that button.
Clean, simple, assembled, and ready to look like it knows exactly which drawer you keep the tiny Allen wrenches in.
Every Totally Rad Shelf (in)action figure kit arrives unpainted and ready to assemble — keep it minimal, go realistic, or invent your own completely unhinged colorway.
Final figure stands about 8.75 inches tall.
RAD THINGS COME TO THOSE WHO WAIT.
These kits are crafted in small batches. Due to demand, please allow up to 4–6 weeks for your order to ship.
Can't wait that long? We're still cool. Just don't click that button.
Beefy and emotionally prepared to defend your shelf.
This premium artist-made (in)action figure kit starts as my sculpt and ends wherever your paint choices take it, maybe somewhere between ancient hero statue or extremely dramatic gym trophy - your call.
I sculpt it. You paint it. The shelf gets powerful.
Final figure stands about 7 inches tall.
RAD THINGS COME TO THOSE WHO WAIT.
These kits are crafted in small batches. Due to demand, please allow up to 4–6 weeks for your order to ship.
Can't wait that long? We're still cool. Just don't click that button.
Beefy and emotionally prepared to defend your shelf.
This premium artist-made (in)action figure kit starts as my sculpt and ends wherever your paint choices take it, maybe somewhere between ancient hero statue or extremely dramatic gym trophy - your call.
I sculpt it. You paint it. The shelf gets powerful.
Final figure stands about 13 inches tall.
RAD THINGS COME TO THOSE WHO WAIT.
These kits are crafted in small batches and painted by human hands. Due to demand, please allow up to 4–6 weeks for your order to ship.
Can't wait that long? We're still cool. Just don't click that button.
Built to Outlast Small Talk
I sculpt, engineer, print, cast, and occasionally cajole raw plastic into forms that start conversations before you do.